Goodbye Spacebar: I Hope There Isn't An Earthquake Right Now (Volume 1)

Price: $10.00 Where to Buy: CreateSpace, Amazon

With over a hundred of the best doodles from the first year of Goodbye Spacebar, this book is a must have for people who live in constant fear that the internet might disappear overnight. black and white, 108 pages, made with paper. Copies available on-line through CreateSpace and Amazon,

Pie Fight Shirt

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What's funnier than throwing a pie at someone? Seeing a pie throw someone at a pie. Now THAT'S comedy! silk screen ink printed on a t-shirt. colors and sizes available upon request.

Hot Dog Shirt

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As soon as I drew this shirt on one of my posts, I knew I had to have one. I tried coloring it with ketchup and mustard, but apparently those stains just don't stain quite enough. silk-screen ink on t-shirt. colors and sizes available upon request.

Goodbye Spacebar Shirt

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The classic Goodbye Spacebar logo... not sure what else to say? silk-screen ink on t-shirt. colors and sizes available upon request.

Infinite Dachshund Shirt

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Everyone knows that wiener dogs are long, but this one just keeps going. And going... and going? bleach sprayed design on t-shirt. colors and sizes available upon request.

Timby Lives Shirt

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Who is Robert Timby? Does it really matter? All that matters is that he is alive and well, and that we show him our support. Support for what? OK, you're not allowed to ask any more questions. bleach sprayed design on t-shirt. colors and sizes available upon request.

Whale Fight Hoodie

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Based on some misunderstood Andrew Bird lyrics, this zip-up hoodie keeps me warm all year round in the arctic tundra otherwise known as Los Angeles. Burrrrr, so cold. silk-screen ink on hoodie. colors and sizes available upon request.